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Q: I am a strong independent woman who don't need no man.

Bond: Hello. I'm James Fucking Bond.

Q: Fuck.

Bond: You annoy me, but only in the way that means I'm really attracted to you.

Q: You annoy me, but - OH SHIT. *Gets Kidnapped*

Bond: I WILL SEARCH NIGHT AND DAY TO SAVE YOU, FAIR PRINCESS.

Q: *Tortured Noises*

Bond: I WILL KILL ALL THE TERRORISTS AND NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH.

Q: *Tries to reassert position as strong, independent woman*

Bond: Hush now. I started living in your apartment when you weren't looking. We're pretty much married now except I still sleep with a lot of deadly spy girls.

Q: Fine. Also I probably have a cat.

Bond: I lost your gun.

And Then They Done Sex.

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