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Being a Chronicling of My Shame

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The Majority of 00Q Fics (By Someone First Binging The Fandom)

Q:
I am a strong independent woman who don't need no man.
Bond:
Hello. I'm James Fucking Bond.
Q:
Fuck.
Bond:
You annoy me, but only in the way that means I'm really attracted to you.
Q:
You annoy me, but - OH SHIT. *Gets Kidnapped*
Bond:
I WILL SEARCH NIGHT AND DAY TO SAVE YOU, FAIR PRINCESS.
Q:
*Tortured Noises*
Bond:
I WILL KILL ALL THE TERRORISTS AND NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH.
Q:
*Tries to reassert position as strong, independent woman*
Bond:
Hush now. I started living in your apartment when you weren't looking. We're pretty much married now except I still sleep with a lot of deadly spy girls.
Q:
Fine. Also I probably have a cat.
Bond:
I lost your gun.
And Then They Done Sex.

Filed under 00Q Q07 Bond James Bond Q Bad Fanfic fandom I'm not saying I don't like it But damn this is common

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