323 notes February 15, 2013 The Majority of 00Q Fics (By Someone First Binging The Fandom) Q:I am a strong independent woman who don't need no man. Bond:Hello. I'm James Fucking Bond. Q:Fuck. Bond:You annoy me, but only in the way that means I'm really attracted to you. Q:You annoy me, but - OH SHIT. *Gets Kidnapped* Bond:I WILL SEARCH NIGHT AND DAY TO SAVE YOU, FAIR PRINCESS. Q:*Tortured Noises* Bond:I WILL KILL ALL THE TERRORISTS AND NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH. Q:*Tries to reassert position as strong, independent woman* Bond:Hush now. I started living in your apartment when you weren't looking. We're pretty much married now except I still sleep with a lot of deadly spy girls. Q:Fine. Also I probably have a cat. Bond:I lost your gun. And Then They Done Sex. Filed under 00Q Q07 Bond James Bond Q Bad Fanfic fandom I'm not saying I don't like it But damn this is common